I don’t even know what I’m about to say in this review.
So, there’s happiness, and then there’s self-inflicted pain. I willingly went to experience self-inflicted pain by watching Pintu Ki Pappi, and oh boy, it hit me hard. Let’s talk about it.
Introduction
So, I went to watch Pintu Ki Pappi, and let me tell you the truth—this movie is exactly like when you go for a sneeze, and it just doesn’t come out.
There’s a guy named Pintu, who has a superpower—if he kisses any girl, she gets married within a few days. Unique concept, right? No, literally, I mean it.
Thanks to this unique concept, I finally understood why people curse Bollywood. Nepotism is unnecessarily blamed—this movie deserves all the criticism itself!
Compared to this, even Naadaaniyaan deserves a 100 out of 5 stars. Even Martan was 100 times better, and we all know how bad that was. At least they had the decency to strike down review videos. Here, the makers should strike down their own movie!
First Song – The First Red Flag
The first song starts in Shri Omkareshwar, on the sacred ghats. The opening lines are:
“Chidanand Roopam Shivoham Shivoham”
And the very next line?
“Baba ki pariyan dekho mere aage peeche ghoomti hai
Lekar selfie saath mere fir pout banakar choomti hai”
Bro… what?
Where did this even start, and where did it end up?
And mind you, this was just the first shot and the first song. It was clear right away how painful the rest of the movie would be.
Acting – Or the Lack of It
Then comes the entry of Ganesh Acharya.
Seeing his acting will give you the same level of pressure as a bad stomachache. That’s the exact pressure he acts with.
No doubt, he’s a brilliant dance choreographer, but acting? Please, no.
Even Sonu Nigam in Jaani Dushman acted better than this.
Then enters Ali Asgar—a talented actor. But bro, what did they make him do?
I couldn’t believe that actors actually agreed to do these roles.
Even Vijay Raaz wasn’t spared. The makers seemed determined to ruin the careers of every single actor involved.
And then comes Sunil Pal—acting in the crowd. Not even a single dialogue.
Sunil Pal. A background extra.
Bro, what is happening?
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The Theater Experience
I watched this film in a 24-seater theater. Even that was empty.
When I went to show my ticket to the checker, even he laughed at me—probably thinking, “At least one fool got trapped.”
So, if you want to become that fool, go ahead and watch this film.
At least it’s a family entertainer—no abuses, no vulgarity. But that’s the only good thing.
Final Rating – Zero Stars!
From my side, this movie gets 0 stars.
Yes, for the first time, I’ve given zero ratings.
And honestly?
I’m proud of myself.
Okay, bye.
